I remember being in the beautiful beaches of Portugal and thinking I would use the only Spanish terms I knew at the time: Me gusta (I like) and Tu madre (Your mom). The two obviously don't go well together, which I learned first-hand, but I don't want to get into that right now.
There were these girls sitting on the beach one day, and my friend, who was visiting us, told me to go say hi. Not really knowing what to do, I kind of just went up to them and said, "Mmmmm! Me gusta!" The girls had no idea what I meant, seeing as they were Portuguese, but the creepy, fat, naked Spanish guy ten feet away from them did. He found that quite funny. I got him back, though, because when he decided to take a nap, I called the coast-guard and said I had found a sunburned beached whale.
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