Beards, and the people that have them.

There are many different types of beards and moustaches, such as the Fu-Manchu. I like that one.

Now here's what I'm going to do in this blog: I'll take a bunch of completely different people, each of them with a different beard from the last, and I'll write below what they're hiding from society.

 Type of beard: Santa

What he's hiding: Catnip for elves, lost childhood and sorrow

Type of beard: Killus Ze Jews

What he's hiding: His career

Type of beard: Scruffy

What he's hiding: The rest of his hair

Type of beard: Sextuple Curler
What he's hiding: Nothing. This guy is just awesome.